Have you ever needed to say something to someone and you just couldn't figure out how to say it? Well, I'm here to tell you that your problems are over!
This guy thought a sequel to Taken was a bad idea...
Liam Neeson disagreed.
So I'm surfing the web at work (which I'm not suppose to be doing) and I come across the trailer for Taken 2. I instantly start laughing (in my head because I am at work and I don't want the people around me to think I am crazy) and I think to myself what in the world inspired this unnecessary sequel? This made me wonder what other movies may possibly receive sequels even though they shouldn't, and what the names of these sequels could be. Here are some movies that I have come up with:
Inception 2: Dreams Come True
Armageddon 2: We Missed a Spot
Titanic 2: Jack Strikes Back
Dennis the Menace 2: Mr Wilson's Funeral Hi jinks
E.T. Returns
Ferris Bueller's Day Off His Rocker
Battleship 2: Sink this!
Social Network 2: Controlling the Masses
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs Forrest Gump
I am writing you all today concerning a very deep personal matter; my blogs.
My blogs have been neglected. You may as well call me Mr. Neglectablogger. Why? Because I said so. Anyway, I just didn't really feel like writing. I believe something happened and I was super busy and then was embarrassed that I hadn't written in a couple days. I didn't want to write since I knew I would have to write a paragraph explaining why I hadn't written. That led to more embarrassment with each passing day, and that led to further dread of writing this paragraph. Well, now it's written and it's out of the way. Since I'm back, I want to rant to you.
Here it goes:
What's with Kim Kardashian? I mean, first of all, there's the obvious question, why does everyone... No wait, let me rephrase that - why does ANYONE care who she is or what she's doing. Why? Do you have an answer? If you do, please keep it to yourself. Why? Because nobody cares to hear your answer! Nobody cares about Kim Kardashian. I don't know any person with a life that cares what some randomly selected bimbo is doing with hers.
Now that I've dug myself into a hole, I'd like to explain why I'm bringing her up. Here's the reason in one word. Adultery. Yep, I said it. The "a" word. I really don't want to get into the whole sexism thing because it's not about that, but why is it that anytime any famous person (Bill Clinton) sleeps with someone other than their marriage mate (Arnold Schwarzenneger) it's all over the news and they're suddenly a "bad" person (Mel Gibson. I didn't bring him up because of adultery but because he's a bad person). Why? I'll tell you why. Because it's wrong! How would you feel if your significant other did that? You'd feel hurt, betrayed, sad, vulnerable, dirty, cheap, you name it! That's why they're labeled as a "bad" person. So please tell me why it's okay that Kim Kardashian (married) is allowed to sleep with someone other than her husband? There are a lot of reasons why it's acceptable in our society and I'm not going to put myself in hot water by naming all of them but the main reason is this: our moral compass needs calibration. We have made unimportant things (liberation, freedom, vengeance, money, self pity, etc.) our top priorities, and have taken important things (morality, happiness, family, self respect, honor, dignity) and locked them up in the attic.
I'm just disgusted at how many people are applauding her for finding someone else. They seem to think he's better than the last guy for some reason. I'd like to remind everyone of something. Here it is:
Need I say more? No. I need not, but let me say one more thing to help you understand my point. SINCE WHEN DO WE LIKE KANYE WEST????? SINCE WHEN DO WE LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN?????
I love discovering new music, and new cool things in general. That's why I have this section. Obviously. Anyway, if you're human, you like music. If you like music, click the link. If you click the link, you're awesome. Click here for an awesome music thingy!
Also, this is an iPhone App. So you should download it.
That was 3 degrees to awesomeness! WIN!
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Who has time to read an entire book anymore? Not me. That's why we have clever people to make it simple for us. Or as the Spaniard in The Princess Bride said "Is too complicated, let me sum up".
Have you ever wondered how Google works? Or how a search engine works in general? Again, me neither, but it's amazing how quickly it can find millions of hits on a phrase you type. Click here and learn!
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Have you ever wondered what the inside of the Space Shuttle looks like? Yeah, actually neither have I. But now that I've seen it, I'm very impressed that anyone can pilot this thing. Have a look here.
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Ok so, those of you who are interested in wasting time playing silly games already know this, but for those of you who don't, popular iPad, iPhone, iPod and Android games are getting web versions. I think this is cool. If you haven't played cut the rope yet, please do by clicking here.
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