It's so important that you should skip this line and go to the next paragraph.
So important that I'm appalled that you're still reading this paragraph. Seriously this isn't important at all.
I write this blog because I talk too much. It's true. Those of you who know me are probably saying "Oh, that's not true" but you're only saying that because you're a nice person. The evil person deep down inside is saying "He's totally right". That's fine. Because I've decided to place my rants on a blog instead. You see, I'm no good at speaking. I mean I know how to talk and let a string of words flow from my mouth like a river of my thoughts. What I'm bad at is getting my point across and then closing my mouth. I do have a couple of fans who like to hear me rant about things, but for the most part I should stop right after I say "Ya know?".
The great thing is, writers are supposed to go on and on in painful detail. If they didn't, imagine how short Moby Dick would have been. That would have been more boring than listening to me talk about Dollar Cost Averaging for 30 minutes.
So this virtual space that my thoughts live in, is a perfect home.
I promise my next post will be funnier. In fact, since this one was so boring, here's a joke...
Just scroll down to see the punch line...
Keep scrolling...
Almost there.
You fell for that? Ha-ha!
Written by individual contributor
Lane Fries (a.k.a. Dr. Freeze)
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